oncamera: (camera)
I am deeply sorry this week's outreach images from the ship are not up to my usual standard. For some reason, my photoshop licence seems to not be working. These raw photographs will have to be the new standard until this is resolved.



You see, Tezuka. I do more than just photoshop you into pyjamas.

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[ooc: Strikes deleted~. These are the worst of the official art I could find! Let me know if any of the photos aren't OK. Just imagine them bad. Real bad. Zaizen also admitted to Fuji in a pending log that Tezuka had put him up to blocking his photoshop licence.]
oncamera: (neutral)
Oshitari, it was a pleasure seeing you again this morning. Thank you for sharing so many of your prized possessions with me. This one was particularly memorable.

Tezuka, do you have a New Year message for the Karura?

Screened to Oishi )

Private )

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[ooc: wasabi shreds taken from Atobe will find there way onto the next plate of food Zaizen looks away from. Sniff first, Zaizen~]
oncamera: (wiped)
I've finally been released from jail that took a ridiculous amount of time to find myself in a prison of tastelessness. The whole ship has run out of wasabi and that includes my personal supply. I had no idea food usually tastes this bland. How can you even tell you are eating?

For those wondering, and those who really should have: I'm looking at you, Tezuka I was innocent of any crime. Somebody else tied Atobe to a bedpost and rode him like a prize bull. Next time I am accused of an act of such indecency, I will try to be at least partially to blame.

Screened to Zaizen )

Screened to Oshitari Yuushi )

Jail bird

Dec. 21st, 2016 09:23 pm
oncamera: (wiped)
My quarters have ... temporarily... moved to the ship's detainment cells. Tezuka, these walls badly need a coat of paint.

Eiji, I am allowed a visitor. Would you like to stop by?

Screened to Zaizen )
oncamera: (Tezuka)
It is the time of year where we must choose the design for the Karura's holiday card. I am sure everyone will agree that no one better represents the holiday spirit than our beloved captain. But what should be his attire?

If you are from the northern hemisphere of Earth, perhaps you would like to see Tezuka in a winter Christmas costume:


Christmas


But those from the south may prefer a tropical look:


summer


I have put up a poll on the main ship server. Please vote there, where you can also download high resolution copies of both images to help you decide. Let the computer overload begin...

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[ooc: Fuji and Zaizen have begun a small holiday feud. (Apparently, they have done this before. Last time involved blood. Probably best not to think about the details...) Fuji suspects that having a downloadable half-naked Tezuka on the ship server will cause Zaizen to be working overtime to deal with the sudden humongous increase in traffic. Good luck with that, Z.]
oncamera: (Eiji)
This week, it is my great pleasure to introduce Kikumaru Eiji for "On board the Karura". We all know Eiji from his efforts to turn the Ice Bar from a staid joint of black suits and criminals to the entertainment centre of the ship.





Happy birthday, Eiji! I also have a present for you if you have a moment to drop by in 3D. I hope you don't mind that I had to raid it from our wonderful doctor's private closet.

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[ooc: Unlike the other cardboard cut-outs, these ones of Eiji are suspended from the ceiling. Arguing (to himself) that such decorations do not constitute clogging up the corridors since they're not at feet level, Fuji has put these once again all over the ship. One is definitely above the entrance to the Medical Bay, another above the Bridge entrance and one faces Oishi when he leaves his quarters. Others are wherever you (don't) want them. Eiji -- your present is that shirt from Yuushi.]
oncamera: (think)
After leaving our rogue world, the ship has been quiet. Tezuka, we should meet to record a 'Captain's report'. If you cannot find time, I fear I will have to write about the unchanging look of your shirt for the last three days. People would assume you have been spending your nights in other quarters and the Ice Bar has only just reopened.

Oshitari-san, thank you for spending the morning with me last week. I have a gift of fresh coffee beans to apologise for keeping you in your pyjamas.

Eiji, would you like to pose for a cut-out?
oncamera: (Default)
For Halloween, Zaizen and I would like to run a Haunted House for all onboard the Karura.

Tezuka, Shishido... we were thinking the gardens would be the right place for this venture. There would be no obstruction to the corridors and the materials would be 100% recycled. May we go ahead?

Shishido, I am sorry I brought at least three one box of planet cacti aboard. I would have declared the import, but you were strangely nowhere in sight. I have returned the contents to Esman's surface and hidden the ones you didn't catch in my room.

On an entirely unrelated topic, Eiji -- I owe you dinner.

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[ooc: strikes deleted~]

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Oct. 23rd, 2016 10:54 pm
oncamera: (cacti)
I need to redecorate.
oncamera: (Default)
For our third 'On board the Karura', may I introduce our chief medical officer, Oshitari Yuushi. Oshitari-san is well known for dedicatedly treating the rarest to the most mundane ailments for passengers and crew, and his impeccable sense in aesthetics. It is no wonder everyone in the medical bay is in love with our medic.


Oshitari


Due to the request from our killjoy head of security, the cut-outs of Oshitari-san can be seen only in the public rooms, not in the corridors. The exception is one outside the Ice Bar and the two flanking the doors of the medical bay. I have also been requested not to put the posters on the service bots after this week. For this last occasion then, all service bots currently have a Oshitari poster for you to enjoy, front and back.

An early happy birthday, Oshitari-san.


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[ooc: Yes, the shirt Yuushi is wearing is THAT shirt. I was unable to recreate the horror it truly must be. Think official art level of disgust.]
oncamera: (Tezuka)
Our second week of 'On board the Karura' celebrates the birthday of our captain, Tezuka Kunimitsu. Our ship is led by the EAA's youngest and most talented graduate, although he is oddly sensitive about personal jokes.





Everyone, don't let your guard down.

Oishi, try not to throw the real Tezuka into space if you play 'homicide' with more of the cardboard ones.

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[ooc: more cutouts, everyone. PJs... likely photoshopped.]
oncamera: (camera)
Welcome to my new series of posters introducing your officers onboard the Karura. To celebrate his birthday, we're starting with our head of security, Shishido Ryou. Let's make sure Shishido-san knows we appreciate all his work this week and really test Oshitari's hangover cure after last night's celebrations.


Shishido


Eiji, how is your first week at work?
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[ooc: these life-sized posters are wrapped around pillars and on cardboard cut-outs throughout the space ship [edit: and now moving service bots, thanks to Inui's suggestion]. Hello, Saturday. Strikes deleted~]
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