Don't I deserve to appreciate the whole experience, after being arrested for it? Otherwise I might be forced to do the deed myself and claim double jeopardy.
The internet is vast and there is, unfortunately, a good deal of subject matter on the topic.
That part was very traumatic. He kept referring to himself as a bull. I suppose you should know about your last potential source of wasabi. The ability to summon objects to his anus through pants. Or perhaps he has been wearing hologram pants to avoid discomfort after beholding your Tezuka-buchou pictures.
True. Though I don't know if hologram pants would accommodate the beyond the intended shape. Something unfortunate might spring forth from the illusion.
Fortunately, this game did not involve any use of the joystick. My ignorance was preserved.
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After this is over.
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Isn't a picture worth 1000 words?
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Ignoring my current predicament, what is Atobe's magical ability? Beyond getting you into bed.
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That part was very traumatic. He kept referring to himself as a bull.
I suppose you should know about your last potential source of wasabi.The ability to summon objects to his anus through pants. Or perhaps he has been wearing hologram pants to avoid discomfort after beholding your Tezuka-buchou pictures.(ooc: strikes deleted)
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Based on the angle of the photographs, you must have been straddling him like a bullrider.
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What good practice for the next time I'm tarting it up in a saloon.
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Based on your position.... was he fully appreciating my images of Tezuka?
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Fortunately, this game did not involve any use of the joystick. My ignorance was preserved.
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You still might have felt moved by the occassion.
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Moved.
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Raised in ecstasy.
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The only thing raised was my overpowering desire to take a shower.
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Saa... I'll have to improve my photoshop.
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I will continue to avoid examining the crotch area of those photographs.
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I'll entitle the next exhibit "hair raising" and not specify the location of the hair.
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That is all I ask.
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and do not want to know them, you can submit one when you have returned to your duties as outreach officer.(ooc: strikes deleted)
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unarrestedofficers to make reasonable maintenance requests.You could also sound a little more concerned.
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The main concern I have is how you're going to explain the cause for you being detained in your weekly status report.
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I was going to tell the truth, Tezuka. Isn't that always best?
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Yes.
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BUT WHY ARE YOU IN JAIL?!
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Apparently, I tied Atobe to a bed and rode him like a rodeo while signing his heaving chest in wasabi.
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DID YOU?!?!?!
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I think... no. The lighting in the photograph wasn't bad, but I would have used a different angle.
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So you've been framed by someone who... Did ride Boss like a rodeo?!
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There is photographic evidence that this is the case.
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Was your day as successful, Yukimura-san?
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Quite. I am treating myself by relaxing in a frozen hot spring on Jakuta.
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