The internet is vast and there is, unfortunately, a good deal of subject matter on the topic.

That part was very traumatic. He kept referring to himself as a bull. I suppose you should know about your last potential source of wasabi. The ability to summon objects to his anus through pants. Or perhaps he has been wearing hologram pants to avoid discomfort after beholding your Tezuka-buchou pictures.

(ooc: strikes deleted)