World without taste

[oncamera]

I've finally been released from jail that took a ridiculous amount of time to find myself in a prison of tastelessness. The whole ship has run out of wasabi and that includes my personal supply. I had no idea food usually tastes this bland. How can you even tell you are eating?

For those wondering, and those who really should have: I'm looking at you, Tezuka I was innocent of any crime. Somebody else tied Atobe to a bedpost and rode him like a prize bull. Next time I am accused of an act of such indecency, I will try to be at least partially to blame.


Screened to Zaizen
My private quarters, Zaizen. Really?



Screened to Oshitari
The wasabi you ... removed ... from Atobe. What happened to it?

Comments

Screened to Fuji

[nowifi4u]

The rules were followed to the letter. You could try pepper.

Screened to Zaizen

[oncamera]

Then, I shall be sure to do the same.

You might as well suggest a wildlife program to a man in desperate need of sexual gratification.

Screened to Fuji

[nowifi4u]

I expect nothing less of you.

I suppose that excludes Tooyama. Or Atobe. Good luck finding the one.

Screened to Zaizen

[oncamera]

I promise you, I will not fail to disappoint.

My New Year diet is due to begin early. And unplanned.

Screened to Fuji

[nowifi4u]

Good. It's your serve.

Weight Watchers will be so proud.

[zonephantom]

I am satisfied that the investigation was thoroughly completed. Your report to the EAA on this incident will need to be completed by the 13th.

[oncamera]

I've completed my report, but I do not have the original photo of Atobe stripped and covered with wasabi, since it was never on my memory card. Security may be able to provide you with a copy.

My report covers my perspective, the fact the detainment cells on the Karura need repainting and my own heartbreak that the captain and my own supervisor showed little compassion for my terrible circumstance.

[zonephantom]

I have security's report which I will include with yours.

Your report doesn't need to cover the conditions of the containment cells; you may submit a maintenance request as I suggested before. Nor should it mention myself. We can discuss your feelings on the matter at our next review.

[oncamera]

I cannot help myself. I am emotionally compromised after being left alone in poorly painted cells.

Screened to Fuji for Reasons I will Probably Regret

[oshitari_yuushi]

I haven't been asked any ridiculous questions in a while, Fuji. Thank you for filling my quota.

Screened to Oshitari with affection

[oncamera]

You're welcome. What was the answer?

Screened to Fuji with Disbelief

[oshitari_yuushi]

Why?

Screened to Oshitari Quizzically

[oncamera]

Is there any answer that would help?

Resignedly Screened to Fuji

[oshitari_yuushi]

Is there any answer that would allow me to sleep at night?

Curiously Screened to Oshitari

[oncamera]

Do you sleep with the wasabi fragments like Eiji sleeps with Daigoro?

Screened to Fuji with Mild Horror

[oshitari_yuushi]

No.

Screened to Oshitari with a Helping of Logic

[oncamera]

Then letting me know where they are shouldn't hurt your sleep. It might even improve it if you have to keep them until our next planet stop for medical recycling.

Screened to Fuji with Apprehension

[oshitari_yuushi]

And any repeated attempts to discover your intentions behind such a request will be in vain, I suppose?

Screened to Oshitari with Intention

[oncamera]

Perhaps I should just come round and explain? Tomorrow morning. I enjoyed our chat last time. You are a charming early morning host, Oshitari-san.

Screened to Fuji Despite Knowing Better

[oshitari_yuushi]

I cannot handle any more Mario Kart

Perhaps a little later in the morning than last time, Fuji.


ooc: strike is gone

Screened to Oshitari with Zero Guarantees

[oncamera]

Nnn, I do like early mornings. You could just leave the jar outside your door.

Screened to Fuji with a lot of No

[oshitari_yuushi]

As tempting as that is, some form of an explanation would probably be... On the other hand, perhaps I shall simply have someone deliver it to you.

Screened to Oshitari with Amusement (and a suggestion he's a wimp for a doctor)

[oncamera]

Nnn, maybe a compromise? You could tell me which disposal bag you're putting the jar in and I promise you'll know what I did with it before the week is out.

Screened to Fuji with the Reminder that I Like My Job and Don't Want to Go to Jail Unlike Some

[oshitari_yuushi]

I feel like giving you access to where we keep the medical waste is a bad idea

Collect it from me in the morning, Fuji, at your leisure. I'll make arrangements.


[ooc: strike is gone, but Yuushi wont underestimate Fuji XD]

Screened to Oshitari with Implications He was Likely More Guilty of Such a Crime than Fuji.

[oncamera]

I knew I could count on your help, Oshitari. You know I value our close friendship.

[tsubasaninatte]

... There's no wasabi left?

Fuji are you in some kinda war with someone?

[oncamera]

It is a terrible thing and they have resulted to truly abysmal measures, Eiji.

[tsubasaninatte]

Whoaaa you're actually in a war?!?! Is the wasabi gone so you can't have it?!?!

[oncamera]

Could any act be crueler? But don't worry, Eiji. I am hoping to pull the final shot.

[tsubasaninatte]

... are you gonna kill someone?

[oncamera]

Nnnn... not intentionally.

[tsubasaninatte]

You're gonna kill someone by mistake?

[oncamera]

It's always a risk. Don't you feel that way when you make someone a drink?

[tsubasaninatte]

Not really!! Should I??!!

[oncamera]

Perhaps. Maybe many customers are allergic to ponta which is why Atobe didn't used to stock soda.

[tsubasaninatte]

But shouldn't the customers know better than to drink stuff they're allergic to?

[oncamera]

They should, but how many drink at the Ice Bar regularly enough to be sure?

[tsubasaninatte]

... I could be killing people all the time without even realising it!?!

[nowifi4u]

Atobe is more like an upset ostrich than a prize bull.

[oncamera]

Nnn, not enough neck.

[willitblend]

Sorry to hear that. Let's go for a drink.

[oncamera]

Music to my ears, Inui. What's the spiciest blend you can produce?

[willitblend]

Well, if you include my top-secret new experiments I'm sure I can come up with something good.

[oncamera]

I would be delighted to try it out.