On board the Karura #3

[oncamera]

For our third 'On board the Karura', may I introduce our chief medical officer, Oshitari Yuushi. Oshitari-san is well known for dedicatedly treating the rarest to the most mundane ailments for passengers and crew, and his impeccable sense in aesthetics. It is no wonder everyone in the medical bay is in love with our medic.





Due to the request from our killjoy head of security, the cut-outs of Oshitari-san can be seen only in the public rooms, not in the corridors. The exception is one outside the Ice Bar and the two flanking the doors of the medical bay. I have also been requested not to put the posters on the service bots after this week. For this last occasion then, all service bots currently have a Oshitari poster for you to enjoy, front and back.

An early happy birthday, Oshitari-san.


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[ooc: Yes, the shirt Yuushi is wearing is THAT shirt. I was unable to recreate the horror it truly must be. Think official art level of disgust.]

Comments

[oshitari_yuushi]

You can count on it.

The cutout doesn't do them justice. There is a great deal more... bling... involved.

[shishido_ryou]

Fuji thinks you're trying to get me pregnant. Are you trying to find something to write a journal article on?


I like bling.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Fuji is mildly delusional. You would know if I was trying to get you pregnant. Especially in the name of research.

Careful, I might feel compelled to buy you a matching shirt.

[oncamera]

I object to 'mildly delusional'.

[oshitari_yuushi]

To which part of the phrase, though?

[oncamera]

Both. If I was delusional, I promise I would take to it wholeheartedly.

[shishido_ryou]

That's what I figured but maybe Fuji is on to your secret sneaky side. Or you haven't found a suitable way to do it yet.



Matching EAA uniforms not enough for you?

[oshitari_yuushi]

Ah. A suitable way to secretly impregnate you?

They do lack bling.

[shishido_ryou]

Sort of sounds creepy put like that.

You still better not let me die though. Even if you are the creepy secret cause.


Only because I only wear medals with my full dress uniform.

[oshitari_yuushi]

The idea is creepy enough on its own.

As I said, if I were to make such an attempt, I'd make sure you enjoyed the process from beginning to end.

There ought to be more opportunities to see you in that, come to think of it.

[shishido_ryou]

hahaha true. I don't think there are any dudes out there who really want to get pregnant. Sounds super lame. Even without the get pregnant and die fear mongering the posters are doing.


I guess the beginning could be fun depending on how it's done... but I don't think the middle and end is going to be anything but lame. I've seen how miserable pregnant women get.


I do feel pretty badass in it. But if I'm in it, it's normally for some stuffy dinner or event and that's way less fun.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I imagine the charm lies in the end result.

Well, next time there's such an event, I'll be certain to ensure you have fun.

[shishido_ryou]

I don't think you've spent enough time around babies if you think that result is where the charm is.


First you're making sure I don't die during pregnancy and now you're going to make officer shindigs fun? My hero.