True horror is life without filters

[oncamera]

I am deeply sorry this week's outreach images from the ship are not up to my usual standard. For some reason, my photoshop licence seems to not be working. These raw photographs will have to be the new standard until this is resolved.



You see, Tezuka. I do more than just photoshop you into pyjamas.

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[ooc: Strikes deleted~. These are the worst of the official art I could find! Let me know if any of the photos aren't OK. Just imagine them bad. Real bad. Zaizen also admitted to Fuji in a pending log that Tezuka had put him up to blocking his photoshop licence.]

Comments

[nowifi4u]

Not an apt comparison. More like if we switched email systems overnight.

Go ahead. I think your job will be the one in trouble if you keep posting pictures of a tech eating beans behind a computer.

[oncamera]

You know, that would confuse most on ship.

I'll snap-chat the beans to headless bunny rabbits.

[nowifi4u]

So I'd get some entertainment out of it. Like you would with snapchat.

Violating animal cruelty laws and scaring passing children, classy.

[oncamera]

Entertaining yes, but perhaps not perfect for the Karura official briefings.

Virtual animals only and the children is a bonus.

[nowifi4u]

Propriety has always been such a concern of yours.

Could be construed as advertisement. Fair.

[oncamera]

If only our captain thought as much.

Or perhaps just that you are unable to cook rabbit.

[nowifi4u]

Don't protest too much, he'll catch on.

So unable that I decide to start with the head?