True horror is life without filters

[oncamera]

I am deeply sorry this week's outreach images from the ship are not up to my usual standard. For some reason, my photoshop licence seems to not be working. These raw photographs will have to be the new standard until this is resolved.



You see, Tezuka. I do more than just photoshop you into pyjamas.

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[ooc: Strikes deleted~. These are the worst of the official art I could find! Let me know if any of the photos aren't OK. Just imagine them bad. Real bad. Zaizen also admitted to Fuji in a pending log that Tezuka had put him up to blocking his photoshop licence.]

Comments

[nowifi4u]

You could have used a flower crown snapchat filter.

[oncamera]

Please Zaizen. I am a professional.

[nowifi4u]

Who is apparently restricted to using one resource. How sad.

[oncamera]

If I switched your operating system, I'm sure you'd consider it a setback

But then... if you think I should expand my options, I'll switch to snapchat. And make you a feature of every new "crew member in-depth" presentation ... at least, until I get my license back.

[nowifi4u]

Not an apt comparison. More like if we switched email systems overnight.

Go ahead. I think your job will be the one in trouble if you keep posting pictures of a tech eating beans behind a computer.

[oncamera]

You know, that would confuse most on ship.

I'll snap-chat the beans to headless bunny rabbits.

[nowifi4u]

So I'd get some entertainment out of it. Like you would with snapchat.

Violating animal cruelty laws and scaring passing children, classy.

[oncamera]

Entertaining yes, but perhaps not perfect for the Karura official briefings.

Virtual animals only and the children is a bonus.

[nowifi4u]

Propriety has always been such a concern of yours.

Could be construed as advertisement. Fair.

[oncamera]

If only our captain thought as much.

Or perhaps just that you are unable to cook rabbit.

[nowifi4u]

Don't protest too much, he'll catch on.

So unable that I decide to start with the head?

[spacekarupin]

I don't want to know why you were in my room.

[oncamera]

Nnn. Yet you have just brought it up.

[spacekarupin]

Because I'm more interested in how.

[oncamera]

Ah, unsated curiosity. Painful indeed.

[spacekarupin]

How often are you in trouble with security?

[oncamera]

It helps to know the person behind the cameras.

[spacekarupin]

Mada mada dane.

[zonephantom]

I think it would be beneficial for your continued employment if you ceased using your skills for the above items and more for the Karura.

[oncamera]

Tezuka, stop threatening me on my birthday.

And these photographs are a big part of what I do for the Karura.

[zonephantom]

I'm quite sure your job description does not say "create misrepresentations of the crew using EAA resources."