On board the Karura~

[oncamera]

Welcome to my new series of posters introducing your officers onboard the Karura. To celebrate his birthday, we're starting with our head of security, Shishido Ryou. Let's make sure Shishido-san knows we appreciate all his work this week and really test Oshitari's hangover cure after last night's celebrations.





Eiji, how is your first week at work?
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[ooc: these life-sized posters are wrapped around pillars and on cardboard cut-outs throughout the space ship [edit: and now moving service bots, thanks to Inui's suggestion]. Hello, Saturday. Strikes deleted~]

Comments

[shishido_ryou]

...


I'm too hungover for this.

[oncamera]

With so many backups of you about the ship, who will be able to tell?

[shishido_ryou]

Ugh this is so weird....

[oncamera]

Cheer up, Shishido-san. I could have picked the photos I took last night.

[nowifi4u]

 

[shishido_ryou]

You took photos?!

[oncamera]

Have we met?

[shishido_ryou]

...

Okay... had that one coming.


ugh so lame.

[oncamera]

It is art. I'll save them for later.

[nowifi4u]

A mustache would make the poster more authoritative.

[oncamera]

Do not deface my design, Zaizen-kun.

[nowifi4u]

Improve.

[oncamera]

You may have to change the original.

[nowifi4u]

You with a mustache?

[m_hajime]

What a flattering angle.

[oncamera]

Yes.

[willitblend]

You should have just posted these notices on the service bots. That way they would move.

[oncamera]

I'll have them there by this afternoon.

[tsubasaninatte]

It's so much fun~! I tried out some new cocktail recipes on Shishido last night ^___^v

[oncamera]

It seems they hit the spot.

[tsubasaninatte]

That's why I know I'm totally gonna rock at this job!

What's your favourite kinda cocktail, Fujiko~?

[oncamera]

I never doubted it. Does the Ice Bar have any alcohol left in its store room?

Perhaps the Margaritas de Tunas, made with cactus fruit.

[tsubasaninatte]

^o^ a couple more hours 'n we'd hafta close down till we restock!

Hmm... I wonder if it'd work with actual cactus... parts 'n not just cactus fruit...

[oncamera]

Eiji.... the best answer to that question is 'no'.

[tsubasaninatte]

But! Why not? It could be awesome 'n I bet no one's ever tried before!

[oncamera]

If they had, they would be in Inui's video blog.

Cacti are friends, Eiji. Not food.

[tsubasaninatte]

#$#%# I totally forgot about Fujiko and the cactus..es..i

Sorry, Fujiko

... Haave you ever had a wasabi martini?



[ooc: strikes are gone]

[oncamera]

That sounds like my new favourite.

[tsubasaninatte]

It's awesome and has nothing to do with cacti and it's got wasabi you'll love it!

[space_egg]

That's certainly... eye-catching.

[oncamera]

I was hoping they'd be seen. Everyone should appreciate our officers, ne Oishi?

[space_egg]

Of course, they put in a lot of work keeping us safe. The cardboard cut-outs are beginning to crowd the hallway though...

[oncamera]

Saaa... perhaps I should move them into people's quarters.

[space_egg]

They're already frightening enough coming across after hours, putting them in people's quarters might very well induce a heart attack.

[oncamera]

You've not forgotten the Boxanathi incident, have you Oishi~ Perhaps just outside the doors then. Thank you for the advice.

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[ooc: strikes deleted~]

[space_egg]

Fuji-san... having come face-to-face with Shishido-san last night when I left my quarters... I'll have to politely request you not put them in doorways in the future... I already jetissoned the one I tripped over.

[strikes deleted]

[oncamera]

Oishi, haven't we known each other too long to still use suffixes?

I did think you would appreciate the reminder of ship safety. It would be awful to forget to lock your door.

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[ooc: we are BFFs, Oishi, BEST BFFS. FOREVER.]

[space_egg]

S-sorry.

...... I certainly will not. Thank you for reminding me.

[ooc: terrifying, Oishi is scared]