Surely you wouldn't want to have people think you find our devoted captain ugly?

That would be terrible for his health. I'm shocked you would wish such a thing.

No. He has always refused to strip for me. It is completely photoshopped an extrapolation, but I am sure it is very roughly true minus the tattoo and some of the muscle definition. I have been photographing people for years and I know what overloads a server.

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[ooc: strikes deleted XD]